What happens when a man.....?

We get together about twice a week and the conversations are always lively! We have a lot of interests in common which is why we enjoy each other's company so much.


 We don't, however, drink a lot of coffee...lol.



We prefer this....
  And a whole lot of...

Yesterday's topic got completely silly but at the time we thought it was a legitimate subject. My friend's boyfriend was in attendance but he refused to answer our queries. 

It all started with her finally having to go for a pee after observing my many trips to the washroom. She gives me a hard time because I'm on the run every 10 minutes while she seems to be able to hold her water for hours on end. When it catches up with her she's a riot to watch because she leaves it until walking is actually quite difficult for her.

It never fails to send me into a fit of laughing when I see her do the piss dance. 

After returning to the kitchen table (where we always sit) and feeling much relieved she suddenly asked the question of the day...lol

"You know how sometimes when you pee really hard (this is serious), and a little piece of poo-poo pops out?" 

(An incomplete sentence but she's not finished yet.)

"What happens when guys are standing up peeing, and a piece of poop wants to pop out?"

(Now I'm laughing again and her boyfriend wants no part of the conversation.)

She's not getting an answer and a question of my own comes to mind. And of course I'm keeping on the same theme. 

 "Yea, and when a guy sits on the thrown, do his jewels dangle in the water or touch the cold porcelain?"

Now the boyfriend is clearly uncomfortable, still refusing to answer and looking for an excuse to get away from us! 

My friend and I think these are legitimate questions, even though we are both laughing. The biggest giggle comes from the expression on the man's face!

We're going to continue to ponder this until the next whacky subject presents itself...

Have an awesome day and join us again for more crazy talk...